i'm sure it's very important for your life that you know which feature on a celebrity you are. you better take this quiz so you can find out. hurry.



you are:

annoying
grotesque.
rebellious.
fluffy.
out of place
very small.



the celebrity on which you are located:

wears ties
is 'america's sweetheart'
has black leather everything
is often confused with burt reynolds
has acted on FOX and the WB
is incredibly weird


when confronted with a blank sheet of paper, you:

rip it up and complain about britney spears
grin at it mindlessly.
draw roses all over it. and sailors.
rub it all over your naked body, listening for the subtle noises it makes while brushing your profuse body hair
draw frowny faces with strange eyes
write your name, over and over again, very small.


you fantasize about:

being (*&@#*(½¦! PUNK !(@*&#(*&@#
having smaller teeth
battleships and the word "ho-o-o"
my upper lip.
equality.
babies.


on a scale of 1-10, how likely is it that there are ACTUAL naked pictures of you on the internet?

3
4
9
6
8
2



on a scale of 1-10, how ugly are you?

5
7
2
0!
4
9


your favorite deadly sin is:

wrath
gluttony
pride
lust
envy
greed



choose an animal:

ferret
horse
ladybug
lion
snake
lemur

laura
paper
canvas
cd/dvd
etc.